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This page exists to tell you all about Westard.
(tm) Petter Strepe
The story of Westard begins 20 years ago, on a skindian reservation. Westard's dad who is called "Chief Drinkum Firewater", met his mom "Green Teeth". Now Chief Drinkum Firewater and Green teeth did the nasty, and Westard was born one day later. When Westard was a kid Chief Drinkum Firewater drank to much firewater and knocked out one of Green Teeth's green teeth. After this Biron fell out of Green Teeth because of the blow from the punch. Soon child protection agency came and took Westard and Biron away from home. No one wanted a hunch back and a gorilla for kids; soon Aunt Tammy saw that their could be profit from adopting kids so she took them. Soon Westard went to high school were he met Petter and Laryee, they became his best friends. Westard would also start watching Dragon Ball Z, you would think a cartoon would not decimate someone's life, but it is Westard. When he saw Goku he fell in love and started to draw pictures of Goku and friends. Westard became so obsessed with DBZ he is grades went from a C's to G's for Goku, as Westard states. But it really went to F's for... Westard also became involved with another love, video games. Video Games were great to Westard they would always give him hours of brain rotting entertainment. But Westard broke his N64 one day, because the power went out (result of being poor) he thought the N64 was being mean.
Westard is a simple guy, and has a simple mind. The legacy of Westard is an unfolding event, you can follow here at RARSNAP.com. Westard will help you with a weekly hint and tell you of his views and interactions in society in his diary.
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This biography was written by Laryee Hamb, this Biography was composed with information given
by Westard. All information is based on events in Westard's life.
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Rar, this is mi biograhy it tels of mi lif and how i lived a complacated lif and how mi Unt Tamie is meen to me. But i want to snap becus Laryee siad i simple minde, wait that does not make me mad goku said somethong abut lif being simple. I love laryee he said i wuz like goku.